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Curse of the Crypt Keeper

‘Stop motion skeletons? 2 Stars.’ ‘Absolute gore fest! Freakin' blood everywhere, I counted 29 limbs cut off! Like Monty Python and the Holy Grail if they were nutjobs! 5 Stars.’ ‘That was clearly a dungeon, not a crypt. 4 Stars.’

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A Knight stands in the cold dark brick made crypt, both arms raised up in anguish. The bones of his left arm glow white from beneath his skin as if hot to touch. His worn grey armour protecting his body is useless in the way it simply cracks and shatters beneath the red glow of pain that is being inflicted upon his left arm. In front of the Knight is a bold white title with a red backdrop that reads “Curse of the Crypt Keeper” below the title is underlined text that reads “Your Armour is useless here". In the bottom right of the screen is a film rating of R 18 plus with text directly next to it that reads “Restricted to adults 18 years and over.” In the bottom right corner of the poster is the VHS logo.