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The Shower

‘Says what it does on the box, it's an evil shower. 4 Stars.’ ‘It's so bad it's bad, who came up with this?? Nice bathroom I guess. 1.5 Stars.’

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In an aquatic green tiled bathroom, a woman reaches her right hand out between the cloudy mist of a steamy shower. Her eyes are wide in shock as if she has noticed that her middle and forefinger are exposed in a mess of blood and clean bone. She is in trouble, the blue light of the shower catches on what would be a chest if not for the bloody bones. Water is rushing out of a large shower head above her, the anguish on her face makes it seem scalding. Her skin has melted away, exposing her skull and contrasting horrifically with her slick and scattered brunette hair. With her mouth open wide, she is screaming for help. The rest of her body is censored by a red mist. In front of this red mist is a bold opaque title that reads “The Shower” with subtext that reads “A film by ChickenGeak Prictutes” At the top of the illustrated poster is a cast list that reads in bold white letters “HEATHER LANGENKAMP, AMANDA WYSS DONALD PLEASENCE, TONY MORAN” Just below the cast list is a tagline that reads “Practice your screams, you'll need it.”